If, like me, you prefer your poems with a dash of vinegar and a
smidgeon of darkness, then you could do a lot worse than buy
twelveteen copies of Geoffrey McSkimming's ripping new collection
of verses; 'Ogre In A Toga' illustrated by ME! Yes, not only do you
get Geoffrey's tip top antipodean take on everything from prodding
walruses (don't, seems to be the best thing on the whole) to
eyebrow training, you also get my stunning wonderfulness in pencil
form. What a bargain!
Published by Scholastic.